Saturday, June 1, 2013

Snooki Ruined my Chances of Becoming Famous

The world can't have 2, famous, 4'9 partiers that aren't afraid to say what's on their mind.... so I would just like to say that I don't have a kid and can therefore maintain an entertaining television show sans those little things. Hire me!

Yesterday... I said something that was dumb. Shocking. When I was younger I had a back surgery and one of the scars comes right up to my stomach over my lil ribcage. Got a little confused had to have a serious texting convo with my mum on what the heck happened. Meanwhile in the office I'm trying to explain to my officemate about how a rib was used to fuse my spine "yea... so now I have the same amount of ribs as men do." I'm about to turn back to my lappy toppy when I notice that my officemate is giving me the "what the fuhhhh" look. I casually respond "ohhhh.... that's just in the Bible isn't it....?" Thanks J for feeding me lies. Now I look like an idiot.


The answer is 206. What is the number of bones in men AND women, Alex?

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