Slap It. Slap It. Grind It. Pop It.

What is UP Pussycat Doll workout video! I can't take any workout seriously that the person yells slap it over and over again and expects me not to laugh but nonetheless I decided to do the workout. Step 1... close the blinds. Can't have any creepers watchin THIS. Step 2... move coffee table. Need as much space as possible to be sexayyy. Step 3 Get in the zone. Step 4 Push play. Ok so the beginning wasn't bad because we were warming up but I should have know what I was in for when we started doing body pops.... and then it just escalated from there."We're going to bring out your PCD sexiness." Oh gawd. Why is being sexy so painful? First... are there no bones in these girls bodies? I'm pretty sure people aren't supposed to move like that.  I would just like the producers to know that they failed at making me feel sexy. Woke up this morning and literally could not walk because my hammies hurt so bad. Guess I got somewhat of a workout in but I can tell you with 100% confidence that I do not look sexy walking around today. I also think the DVD should have instructions: Consume 3 adult bevvies before doing this workout to not feel like an idiot. Should I be embarrassed that I'm so sore today? Does that mean I didn't know how to be sexy before and now I'm using all these new sexy muscles? Like my hamstrings? Such a sexy muscle....

Pop quiz. How many times did I say sexy in that last paragraph? Winner can have my PCD workout vid.

It's Saturday and I'm sitting here with my Starbucks blogging. So. Cool. Don't worry everyone. I'm sending out the feelers as we speak. "What are we doing tonight?" "Hang out with me." "I'm really fun. I promise." hashtag neeeeeeddyyy. I'm not opposed to continuing my day long Lifetime movie marathon but it's going to make for some unusually boring blogs. Can't get famous that way.