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JK it was awful. Lines were super long. People were shouting. Fruit was rolling around on the floor. Thank GOD for Idina Menzel ... or Adele Dazeem if you're John Travolta.
Ok so this blog ALMOST is about bros again. It was either Sex and the City or The Real Housewives of New York... but ONE of those shows talked about how Manhattan is so small that you run into your dates all the time OR you end up dating somebody your friend had already gone on a date with. WELL. It happened.
Ok so I did my research. The island is 23 sq miles and 1.6M people live in just Manhattan alone. So... the likelihood of me running into somebody I went on a date with should really be slim to none. Now that the stage is set. I shall continue
Yesterday I went to my friend's bday party on the UWS. < city speak for upper west side. We went to the Boat Basin which is essentially a bar underneath an overpass which makes it impossible to have a conversation cuz... those acoustics. Perfect if you hate the company you're with. It was unfortunate for me because I did actually like the company and what's even worse... I went with THE quietest friend I have. So essentially I got to practice lip reading. Not always my strongest skill. #silverlining
As I stroll into the bar looking for the crew, I'm maneuvering through crowds of people and there he is. Right there in front of me. Some guy I met a year and a half ago. I wasn't attracted to him but he was from Nebraska so I figured I should give him a shot. Most of you are probably trying to figure out which bro this one is from the blog. Turns out I don't ACTUALLY blog about every bro interaction. He never made it on here. Super nice guy but just wasn't gonna work out. Lucky for him... I saw him randomly so he finally made the blog! yay!
Because I'm a mature individual ... I completely ignored him and kept walking. We're not gonna turn this guy into a "Vday steve" situation. Cmon now.
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