"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted"

THAT is an Italian proverb that was so nicely printed on my wine bag. I couldn't agree more with the statement.

I don't even know where to start. I feel like I've had so much happen and yet nothing at all. Well to start we can discuss my day. I attempted to go to Central Park to get tan and I legit thought I was going to die from heat stroke. It's hot as sin outside and I don't own a drop of sunscreen so basically I was just testing my luck with life. After a grand total of about 13.2 minutes I found myself an ice cream truck and walked myself to a diner. YES. I got ice cream and THEN went to lunch. And YES. I ate by myself. This is New York, son. Ain't no shame.

As a side note... heard this song at the gym (things you do when you eat lunch after you eat dessert) today and love it so much. Click the liiiink!

Get Turnt

And if you'd like to buy those neat lil glasses pictured above, I found them at Fish Eddy in Manhattan. I did not buy them but it's because I don't have enough space to host people and I thought it might be weird to drink out of "turnt" glasses ... by myself...

The next couple weeks will be nuts. I'm supposed to be in JERSEY this weekend... followed by a trip to the Minnie after that!! yay!