This Blog Lacks Inspiration

Let me just point your attention to the blog title... ok so this one's on you if you don't like the blog cuz like... I already told you so. 

So March was a whirlwind month and it's so bittersweet that it's over. I saw friends from my Minnesota life, my cousin and co, my PARENTS, and still had plenty of time to party for my FAVORITE green beer holiday. Note picture below:

"Beer me!"

Merp. Turns out that pic is from a few St Paddy's ago but the pic sums up all the st paddy feels. Anyway. After all that excitement I couldn't be happier to be curled up in my bed with no plans this week except detoxing and sleeping. 

With THAT said... I bet I'll be making excuses to break away from the detox by Wednesday. I mean I have worked realllly hard at getting "regular" status at my neighborhood wine bar and I don't want them to think I'm abandoning them. Took me a solid year and loads of money later to FINALLY get a free round which leads me to a good story....

First day my cousin and friend are here, just so happens to be ST PATRICKS DAY. dun dun duuunnn. After multiple bars and multiple crappy drinks, I have the brilliant idea of getting some DIRTAY MARTINAYYYSS at my local spot. Seemed like a great idea. Naturally we walk in and get greeted by the owner who quickly leaves for the night cuz it's a weekday and it's late. Good news. The bartender loves us and is really into our conversation. We finish our drinks and are deciding what to do wheennnn she just so happens to pour us A FREE ROUND. Solid. Thinking back on this, two dirtay martinays probz wasn't the best idea after an entire night of drinking. Guess that explains the 12 am run to Times Square.... and the street meat followed by $1 slices. OOPS. 

I'm seeing a trend here. March was my month! The prior weekend I was in the burbs doing a lil early celebration of St Paddys (I tend to over-celebrate a lot of things...) and I was in my old fav watering hole. I showed up in my supes cute forrest green skirt and some non-festive top. Out of no where Paco (fav waiter) swoops in to give me a big old hug and to wish me happy holidayz (lolz). Paco quickly notices something and tells me to hold tight. After a quick tick Paco has returned with a st paddys tshirt from the bar WITH a great guinness necklace. HASHTAG REGULAR STATUS. 

Know what this should teach all these kids out there? If  you try hard enough and if you spend your life savings at a couple of bars you'll get a free round of drinks (when you really don't need it) AND a crappy green t shirt. But the memories kids.... the memories might be fuzzy.... but they were worth it.