I have to make a new budget

Why do I have to make a new budget you ask? Ohhhh I don't know... it's just the fact that I came to the realization that I just DON'T cook. Like not even a little bit. And I know I know. I have one friend out there that's saying "I told you this so long ago!" And maybe that's true but tonight. Tonight was the night that I just came to terms it's not gonna happen. Ever.

Cooking in the midwest used to be fun because

1. Groceries are cheap
2. Kitchens have enough counter space that I'm fairly certain you could cook 18 meals and still have room for one more cutting board
3. I used to have roommates that I could talk to while I wasted my precious night hours on a meal I would finish eating in 15 minutes
4. I had nothing better to do

BUT NOW. Now I have to wait in line to even get INTO the grocery stores. (Don't make me post the Trader Joe's link again) Then I weasel my way through the store to find out I really don't want to buy anything because it either involves cooking in a kitchen I don't really have or it's too gaddamn expensive.

So I mean that's it. I'm handing in my metaphorical apron. This blog could take a severe turn because I'm pretty sure there's that saying about how the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So if that's the case this blog is gonna get real sparse real soon. Plan B is to change this blog into how I can eat out for cheaper than cooking in the city. SO DON'T STEAL MY IDEA. It's documented. Right here. Basically like a copyright.


Also... don't believe me about my kitchen? Welp. Here it is.