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No this post is not about bros or beer. It's about all things New York. It's a blog about all those things people don't tell you (but should) when you move to New York. And when I say New York, I'm talking "the city."

1. You're smelling urine on the streets because a. there are probably more dogs than humans in this city and b. humans also use the sidewalks as a restroom
2. A box of crackers, a box of cereal, a frozen meal, annnnnnd deodorant all run for $6 a piece. Dear Lord help me when I go to buy my splenda. Gonna need a second mortgage for that... assuming I had a first.
3. You have constant bruises on your body because your apartment is SO SMALL that you are constantly hitting things when walking the 10 steps to the other side of the room.
4. People take vacations to save money (yaaay countdown to my next trip in 3 weeks!)
5. Carrie Bradshaw did not lie. Your oven is, in fact, your storage space.
6. You basically need to shower after walking to work cuz it's so dang hawt
7. It's eternally raining on you... raining ac condensation that is.
8. Bikers will be the end of you. That's right. It's not the cars you have to fear. It's the bikers!
9. When the dryers are taken... your shower curtain rod, door handles, boxes, etc become your drying rack
10. savings what?

So I know. I know. Those are all major first world problems. Don't get me wrong. I'm living in the best city in the world but... even the best things have their flaws :)