Valentine's Day Bro Strikes Again

Who would have thought that a young lad I met a year ago on Valentine's Day would have such an impact on my life!

So... after weeks of allowing vday bro to view my snapchat stories without any other forms of communication, I decided to block him on the snaps. Like bro. You're the worst stalker ever. Anyway. It's a lovely (and by lovely I mean disturbingly cold) night in the city and I go to din din at an amazing place called ABC Kitchen with a friend. We leave and I head towards the subway but I'm all bizz-nasss cuz it's cold and I'm all like. Get me home! I see the motherland aka the uptown subway entrance and I start bolting across the street when I pass by a couple... and... wait for it.... IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY BRO! Ohhhhh snap! I keep scurrying across the street but we FER SURE have eye contact. I quickly text my friends I was with the night I met vday bro to let them know about the most recent encounter to which we all have a mini tizzy about the randomness. BUT THEN..... once I finally get on the train and I'm processing what happened I realize the girl he was with was super cute! Gahhhhh. How did he win in this situation. So I text the gals again about the cute girl to which I get a response telling me that it's ok. she might be cuter but she probably has an annoying voice.... So I mean... that made me laugh so hard that I started to get awkward stares on the train. Immediately following that I saw a woman with a cd walkman and since I have an attention span of a fish I forgot about vday steve and started quoting Home Alone in my head because let's face it Home Alone MADE the Walkman what it is... or was...?

PS get excited for Valentine's Day stories next week! The blog will surely be revived after this weekend!

PPS these blogs are getting increasingly worse #notimetoproofread